Politics has never  sexy. Brexit, Tories, PMQ, all left young labour civil servent Matilda distinctly turned off. That was, until a distinguished MP from Redcar Surrey by the name of Tony came and showed her the RIGHT way.

Do you want me to take my shoes off? Said Matilda. Yes replied Tony, you can leave your muddy boots at the door. “Let’s tally the results,” he whispered, taking off his tweed jacket revealing his portly frame. “Yes lets” Said Matilda, again stunned at her own U-turn in political allegience.